To: The Bounty Hunters Guild — Greenhorns' Circle
Subject: Pro Tip — Never look 'em in the eyes
Air Date: January 7, 2018
"This is a big galaxy, and life forms come in all shapes and sizes. Some are as ugly as a dewback's derriere, and some are as cuddly as a baby tauntaun."
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"You know that the puppy-eyed rabbitty thing cooing at you is most likely a poison-spitting, top predator in its natural habitat."
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"Talk about if looks could kill."
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"They disarm you with their cuteness, and then bleed you dry. It’s like Mother Nature's very own Jedi Mind Trick."
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"It means you have to be ready to vaporize that squeezable little tynnan before he shoves you in an air lock and leaves you to die in the vacuum of space."
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"In short, remember the old space-farer's motto: see something cute, get ready to shoot."
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